Crabber is an open-source micro-blogging platform powered by crabs.
Typo-free
On Crabber you can edit your posts for up to five minutes after they're published. (It's not that hard, Twitter.)
Open API
With an open REST API, developing integrations with Crabber is easy. You don't have to jump through any verification hoops.
Full privacy
There are no advertisers, trackers, mailing-lists, or other sneaky tactics. Your data stays on the site.
Friendly
We encourage a welcoming environment and do not tolerate harassment or targeted misinformation.
twitter: old, made in 2006. mascot is a dumb bird. pretty lame.
crabber: brand new, came out in 2020. has awesome crab logo. really cool.
Top-tier hipster cred.
Oh, you use Twitter? That's so 2006.
Show the world who you are.
Most social networks have sterilized their user pages. They give you a profile picture, short bio, and that's it. Crabber wants to give people a chance to show off how cool they really are.
| Age | 21 |
|---|---|
| Pronouns | he/him |
| Quote | ~ a crab in the hand is worth two in the shell ~ |
| My jam | grant - constellations 🌌 |
| Latest obsession | SQLAlchemy |
| Remember when | heelys were cool? |
| Favorite emoji | 🖤 |
Carcinisation
From Crabberpedia, the free encyclopedia
Carcinisation (or carcinization) is an example of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form.
Supported by science.
Fact: You and everyone you love will eventually become a crab. No exceptions.